mountiealpha:

canadianomega replied to your post:"H-Hello."
"I think we’ve met once before."

"Sorry— you look familiar but I can’t remember your name."

"My name is Matthew." 

ilfavolosoalpha:

canadianomega:

"I don’t have a whole lot of money for the really pricey stuff, I’m sorry, I can’t toss it out, I just need it repaired."

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MIO DIO!! You are one of those dreaded Wal-Mart shoppers aren’t you?

Stay away. I do not want to catch whatever Wal-Mart disease you have!

"N-No, I don’t shop at Wal-Mart, their clothes tear too easily and don’t last. I don’t like Wal-Mart, too crowded."

ilfavolosoalpha:

"Oh, uh, what?" Mattie looked down at the shirt he was holding, a simple t-shirt with a hole in them.

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Throw them in the fire pit quickly before anyone else sees you!!

"I don’t have a whole lot of money for the really pricey stuff, I’m sorry, I can’t toss it out, I just need it repaired."

what kind of lover do you think my character would be?
Send an “Ѡ” for my muse’s reaction to being sent accidental nudes.
Anonymous whispered:
if your muse was asked his sexuality what would he say? in actuality who is his attraction most likely to include/disinclude based on gender and a/b/o?

"W-Well, I’m open for anyone, honestly. Male or female. It doesn’t really matter to me, as long as you are nice."

deinqualmeister whispered:
Otto: *texts* HELP THERE IS A CHILD AT MY HOUSE!!

"Why does he have a kid at his house?"

*text* I’ll be over in a bit.

FIRST THREE IN MY INBOX GET KISSES

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Mattie scurries around his papers, looking for where he might have kept Otto’s number.

"D-Damn, where is it."

hoserfucker:

this must have been done at least a thousand times